Everyone's got their two cents.

Sweetheart, I don't need you to tell me that you're hoping I'll "do the right thing now that its Christmastime." My baby has a father and not only do I know his name he's been my husband these last 10 years. Amazing, right? But thanks for your concern.

And only if the Jets start taking women will she be a linebacker... Thanks for the thought though.

You smell bad, I don't know you from Eve and you're standing in front of me picking your teeth with a paperclip. What part of "I'm not telling you my baby's name" do you not understand? And what part of "we're not sharing with anyone, family or otherwise" do you not understand?

Telling me you're going to browbeat me into telling you will really not accomplish anything more than getting my stubborn up. I have legions of people who will tell you that you'll get nothing from me when that happens.

Crazywoman spare that tree

I really want to stop fighting with you over paper, but seriously...you cost us a fortune. You steal handouts not meant for you. Swipe paper out of trashcans. We even caught you trying to steal it out of the photocopier. You're not fooling anyone when you come down asking for a bibliography (The word is BIOGRAPHY, for f*%k's sake!) on whatever famous person wormed their way into your scary brain today.

You're the reason why our scrap paper bins are actually empty - do you realize that. No, I don't think you do and don't bother me with your "I'm working on something very important," 'cuz I doubt you are. We never see any evidence of it. And what the hell do you do with all that paper? I never see you leave with it, so where do you put it?

Three Tuesday's left

Tuesday night observations:

Really? You need directions on how to plug in your laptop?

Wait. Let me get this straight...your question is "do we have a dictionary that goes from A to Z?" Um...Yeah...

I'm sorry, but it really is too early for there to be a book on the Fort Hood shootings. Yes, really.

Holy Olfactory Overload Batman!

It f$*kn' stinks in here. Worse than usual and since my non-pregnant colleagues are having trouble with it too its not just my hyperactive pregnant nose.

Explain to me how a person can have enough money to buy a laptop, but smell of shit?

21 working days left.